10. When you press the button in an elevator, you check the workflow log to see if the active link fired.

9. Your wife changes the living room around and you ask if she did it in the test environment first before she moved it to production.

8. You start smoking cigarettes because you like KOOL filters.

7. Your wife asks you to set the Table and you answer, "Do you want it to refresh on Display?"

6. Your kid wants to take up hang gliding and you say "You'll have to ask your mother before I change permissions on that".

5. A waiter hands you a menu and you try to attach it to something.

4. You decide to change the BABY:TimeToEat escalation from firing at 3 am in the morning to 10 am in the morning.

3. You are moving to a new house and wonder why you can't just export the furniture into a *.def file, then re-import it into the new house.

2. You go out and buy the CD of the "on-hold" music you hear on the Remedy Support Line phone number.

1. In a Remedy design meeting you ask, "Can't we all just use spreadsheets?"