1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again!
5. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
6. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging bizzard, without flinching.
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You think of the major food groups as cheese, beer, fish, and venison.
9. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
10. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Fleet Farm at any given time.
11. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
12. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
13. You refer to the Packers as "we".
14. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
15. You consider Madison exotic.
16. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
17. Down South to you means Chicago.
18. A brat is something you eat.
19. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
20. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." (-18C)
22. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Wisconsin Friends.
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