A businessman met a beauti(fool) girl and agreed to
spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they DID it.
Before he left, he told the young lady that he does
not have either his chequebook or cash with him but
promised that he would have his secretary write a
cheque and mail to her calling the payment 'RENT FOR
APARTMENT'. On the way to his office, he regretted
what he has done realizing that the entire show was
not worth the price. So, he asked his secretary to
send a cheque of $250 and enclosed the following typed
note.

Dear Madam,
Please find enclosed a cheque for $250 being rent for
your apartment. I am not sending the amount as
previously agreed with you because when I rented the
apartment, I was under pressure and with the
impression that:

· It has never been occupied

· There will be plenty of heat

· It will be small enough to make me feel cozy
at home.

However, I found out that it has been previously
occupied, there wasn't any heat and that it was
entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl
immediately returned the cheque of $250 with the
following note:

Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how
to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is
indeed of regular size but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
landlady.
Please send the rent in full or else we will be forced
to contact your present landlady.
Regards.