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#134213 - 03/24/06 04:24 AM Friday Humour: Peanuts...
joe_remedy107 Offline
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."



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#134214 - 03/24/06 04:29 AM Re: Friday Humour: Peanuts... [Re: john_collins30]
taltamor253 Offline
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Registered: 04/20/04
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats just sooooo wrong. I just finished eating a chocolate/peanut Glucerna bar

>>> joeremedy@YAHOO.COM 03/24/06 11:24 AM >>>

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver ask s, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."



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#134215 - 03/24/06 04:42 AM Re: Friday Humour: Peanuts... [Re: john_collins30]
suzanpalmer175 Offline
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** double ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


On 3/24/06, Thomas Altamore wrote:

** ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats just sooooo wrong. I just finished eating a chocolate/peanut Glucerna bar

>>> joeremedy@YAHOO.COM 03/24/06 11:24 AM >>>

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver ask s, "Why do you buy them then?"


The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."




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#134216 - 03/24/06 05:01 AM Re: Friday Humour: Peanuts... [Re: john_collins30]
joe_remedy107 Offline
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Registered: 06/28/04
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** Yea right!! Reminded me of some of those comedy movie series they used to make in the 80's like the Carry ons and stuff!

Susan Palmer wrote:

** double ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


On 3/24/06, Thomas Altamore wrote:

** ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats just sooooo wrong. I just finished eating a chocolate/peanut Glucerna bar

>>> joeremedy@YAHOO.COM 03/24/06 11:24 AM >>>

**
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver ask s, "Why do you buy them then?"


The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."



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