Note to self: Don't drink coffee at the same time that you click on of
Gidd's links...
Yeouch!
On Tue, December 13, 2005 11:37 am, Gidd Calden wrote:
> Speaking of which....
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> You could be a redneck
> if ya have one of these!
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> http://www.buoyantsolutions.net/humor/redneckxmas.jpg
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> Regards...Gidd
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
> [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG]On Behalf Of Will Du Chene
> Sent: Tuesday, December 13, 2005 9:44 AM
> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
> Subject: Re: Friday Humor: You know you live in Las Vegas when.....
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> Snowmobile suits are a fashion statement. We have all kinds of them. Mine
> is blaze orange and used during white tail season. The folks that own
> the place where I go to hunt call me "The Great Pumpkin."
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>
Moose Juice?!?!?! What's that?
>
>
> Happy Tuesday - three more to go.
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> On Mon, December 12, 2005 11:00 pm, Bradford Bingel wrote:
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>> Ahhh . . . you know you live in the "Great White North" when you have
>> to plug in your car at night, or have to decide WHICH snowmobile suit
>> you'll wear to walk out and get the mail. And Will, do they still drink
>> Moose
>> Juice? (To the unitiated, Moose Juice is part Moosehead beer, part
>> moonshine. The portions vary depending on your locale and how long it's
>> already been winter. Plus, whatever you don't drink, you can always
>> pour in your snowmobile tank to get you home.) And I still remember the
>> seasons:
>> Winter, More Winter, The Thaw, and Construction!
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
>> [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Will Du Chene
>> Sent: Friday, December 09, 2005 5:10 PM
>> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
>> Subject: Re: Friday Humor: You know you live in Las Vegas when.....
>>
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>> The only question that comes to mind is - why?
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>>
>>
>> I know that the whole AR System Priesthood thingy puts dedicated
>> believers in the Temple of High Tech through trials and tribulations
>> every now and again, but living in a place where the asphalt turns to
>> liquid, and the seat belt burns oneself... aaaaahhh...
>>
>> I am from the Great State of Minnesota which means that I would melt
>> under these conditions, unless of course, someone has a refrigerator
>> truck from which I can work.
>>
>>
>> On Fri, December 9, 2005 4:30 pm, Alfred Differ wrote:
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>>> I used to live there for 5 years. The asphalt does indeed go liquid
>>> (plastic really) when it gets hot enough. Lots of the painted
>>> cross-walks show how the asphalt moves backward to form ripples as car
>>> tires push them around. The gravel settles to the bottom of the
>>> road over time.
>>>
>>> Now I live in the central valley of California and it heats up the
>>> same way in the summer. Car doors and seat belts really do burn you.
>>> Every
>>> tree in the parking lot at the mall has a small clot of cars parked
>>> under it. Smart drivers learn where the shade will be when they come
>>> back out to their car and park appropriately.
>>>
>>> On 12/9/05, Axton wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> 90% of this applies to Texas as well.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Axton
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 12/9/05, David Yearsley wrote:
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>>>>
>>>>> **
>>>>> The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You can make sun tea instantly.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
>>>>> iron.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You discover that in July it only take two fingers to steer your
>>>>> car.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You discover that you can get sun burned through your car
>>>>> windows.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
>>>>> and end
>>>> up
>>>>> lying on the payment and cook to death?"
>>>>>
>>>>> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the
>>>>> ground.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You don't have to heat your pool or the hot tub. You also never
>>>>> use
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> either
>>>>> one.
>>>>>
>>>>> The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one
>>>>> out and
>>>> add
>>>>> butter, salt, and pepper.
>>>>>
>>>>> Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
>>>>> laying hard-boiled eggs.
>>>>>
>>>>> The cows are giving evaporated milk.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The trees are whistling for the
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